Very good, sir.

Ah, Jeeves, that immortal cornucopia of wisdom and wonderful witticisms (though not so much alliteration). Why can't real people be like him? myself included... *shighs*

Oh well, we can all take a stab at it, and hope we aren't inadvertantly stabbing ourselves in doing so.

The following is a serialized version of a small narrative composition by this tedious author entitled: The Mysterious Dissappearence of Michael Tchagatzbanian's Alarm Clock, and his Subsequent Search for it.