Silly stupid sadness

Please disregard all statements made in the previous post. It was unfortunately a very vain and self-pitying moment in my life. I hope all two or three of you out there will forgive me.
In other, less embarassing, news we've started reading Twelfth Night again. My mom, two of my bros, and I are reading the different parts aloud, and thus being about as steriotypically homeschoolerish as possible (don't worry though, we're not right-wingers or anything *shudders*).

Hey, you know what? The serialized story is BACK by POPULAR demand! Oh my goodness! So yeah, here goes...