Tennis...

Yarr... just got back from that mindless pasttime. It's got to be the most elitist sport out there. The scoring system alone was created specifically to exclude the peasants. Poor peasants.

There are a couple of us who've been taking lessons for absolutely ever. This one other guy in th'aforementioned group, Dylan, was playing with a less-experienced, extremely attractive young girl today. He's something of a patrician, or at least he acts like it, and she dresses like a little floosy. Because of this, they reminded me of a stout old corporate boss and his gorgeous young girlfriend (though she's probably older than he). But I'm just a little envious, so my opinion is undoubtedly biased.

You know, I didn't think I'd choose sides before, but now I believe I'd throw my lot in with the Musketeers and try to save Charles from the scurrelous puritans. They're just too right-wing.