Back and I don't want to be

To be brief, it was everything I expected, which was quite a lot. I've decided I'd rather live in London than Paris. Paris has an infinite number of things to offer, to be sure, but the absence of giant English bookstores, the best "theatre" in the English language, and the beyond superb Indian food restaurants more than swayed me. Paris did have some superlative museums, the Louvre and Orsay particularly, but there sure isn't any Sunshine Radio (the world's greatest Asian station). Every city has its treasures. Lord knows I'd happily spend the better part of my days in Rome or Berlin, but I just love London. Toodle pippies.