For What Purpose Do You Wish to Enlist the Powers of the Concierge?

To mark his farewell performance before setting off on yet another vacation, Johniphilus decided to effect a few backbreaking dusting and vacuuming jobs. It wasn't at all interesting.

After this, he planned to conduct himself to an amateur production of one of the Bard's lesser-known, and consequently lesser-staged chefff d'ouurves (maybe).

The singularly incredible author has also experienced a minor renaissance of creative pifflickoes, as he has termed his little dramatic phlingdillies. He is now annoyingly ripping off the Greek master Menander, and using a New Comedy formula, with one alteration. It's set in a ski lodge.