Procrastinosaurus

This slow, ancient herbivorous reptile was capable of sleeping for up to two weeks at a time, awakening itself only to slither its abnormally long tongue in the direction of some food, while forbearing to move a single other unnecessary muscle. The fate of this species was decided relatively early in the Jurassic, when males and females became simply to lazy to mate. Gavrilovich Putitov, the Russian discoverer of this dinosaur, claimed that on sighting the first Procrastinosaur bones he was siezed by an inexorable urge to call it a day and unearth the rest of the beasts tomorrow.

Thank you ill-timed literary inspiration. I am supposed to be finishing a music assignment, in case you were wondering.