Frivolous Thoughts Aplentitudinous

A little while earlier I realized that I did not know what day it is. Needless to say, this surprised me a great deal. This single fact excited my father to polemic remonstrations such that he did declame, "O! To be young and have no cares..." As a matter of course I deduced that he did not consider himself to be the former, nor to possess (or lack, as it were) the latter.

Speaking of which, the vast majority of the world's people definitely disagree with me, but I have found Tom Green's horrendous film from 1999, after multiple viewings at long intervals, to be... hilarious. Indeed, some might think that a man who screams and destroys everything in sight at every opportunity is more annoying than amusing. However, the timing, delivery, and simple mannerisms of this man are just too much. It's outrageous, get me?



What the hell is the NRA's problem? The U.N. does not wish to take away their guns. I wish to take away their guns!!! Do not ascribe excessively noble motives to this, or any other international organ-association!!!

This site is good, clean fun: http://www.nra-kkk.org/