Sunday, September 18, 2005

Polish thespian calisthenics

That pretty much says it all. You've gotta wonder about that silly place. I mean, for most of its history it hasn't even exsisted. Which reminds me of a joke: If an Englishman wrote a book about an elephant, he would describe its habits and how best to hunt it. If a German wrote an equivalent tome, it would focus upon the animal's anatomy and biology. If a Pole wrote a book about an elephant it would begin thusly: "The elephant is a Polish question."

Now, I don't mean to offend any people of Polish descent who might hazard their sanity in reading this, but I find it amusing nonetheless.

Anyway, the class was taught brutally, if temporarily, by David (that's right, passive voice; whatcha gonna do about it?), our instructor of last year. He informed us, after a lengthly discussion of the history of that most unexplainable phenomenon, Theater, that he had been reading over the summer. I immediately had misgivings. What he had perused was a most uncompromisingly thorough treatise on the physical side of theater, of all things. To make a short story shorter, we partook of strenuous excersizes, all of which have reduced me to a sorry condition.

Monday, September 12, 2005

Hell yeah!

You Are a Freedom Rocker!

You're stuck in the 70s - for better or worse
Crazy hair, pot soaked clothes, and tons of groupies
Your kind showed the world how to rock
Is that freedom rock?... Well turn it up man!

Not at all surprising...

Cheese Pizza

Traditional and comforting.
You focus on living a quality life.
You're not easily impressed with novelty.
Yet, you easily impress others.