Thursday, December 29, 2005

Last of the year... maybe

It's been a strange and relatively eventful year I'd say. I found my true home, discovered Genesis and Bollywood, tried my hand for the first time at playwrighting, and writing in general. I took a couple of APs too, didn't do too badly on them, and saw one of the most fantastic products of American cinema- Army of Darkness. Also, and this one is unmercifully never far from my mind, a friendship of three years ended in utter ignominy, amid insults and accusations. For my part I will say this, I'm sorry. If either of you ever see this, I hope you'll not dismiss it out of hand. I will always remember your friendships with love, and regret the forces that drove us apart. I don't blame either of you. And you shouldn't blame him, he may have loved you more than I did.

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Tell me why you cry, and why you lie to me.

I am the void of no alternative, skating along the brink of oblivious yestermorrow.
Who are they that maintain the isolation? that query, or rather never, as to the underlying traits of this organism? You don't know, I don't know, he don't know, they don't know, isn't there someone who bloody knows? I got somethin' to say, it might cause you pain, get out of my car, jump off my plane. You're the kind of guy who deals in necromantic retail situations day to day. Ok?

I am Kelpie. Ya dig?

At least we're consistent. 888989442759 is who. and why? No.

Throw him bodily from the roof. See if he doth go down: "poof!" Q is a letter, no better than the rest. To rest on it is to begin undending quest. He we she they fa re tee doe why is my torpedo so slow.

You know what's really lame? Holocaust jokes. I mean, jeez. with a louise on top. Or rather accompanying. Mister sister in a twister gets a blister his transistor likes to glister on the cownableopolis tracheophyte-feeding giganticopulous zero-theroidicus.

Thursday, December 01, 2005

What a surprise...




You're The Guns of August!

by Barbara Tuchman

Though you're interested in war, what you really want to know is what
causes war. You're out to expose imperialism, militarism, and nationalism for what they
really are. Nevertheless, you're always living in the past and have a hard time dealing
with what's going on today. You're also far more focused on Europe than anywhere else in
the world. A fitting motto for you might be "Guns do kill, but so can
diplomats."



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